• Lord Zinfandel!
    Lord Zinfandel!
  • The Viognier Giant!
    The Viognier Giant!
  • Captain Cabernet!
    Captain Cabernet!
  • The Dread Sorcerer, Grignolino!
    The Dread Sorcerer, Grignolino!
  • Doktor Gewürtztraminer!
    Doktor Gewürtztraminer!
  • The Burgundy Brute, and his henchman, Pinot!
    The Burgundy Brute, and his henchman, Pinot!
  • Please seek help.
    Please seek help.
  • I don't know, but I shall join you, for I am (Insert Villain Name in Comments)!
    I don't know, but I shall join you, for I am (Insert Villain Name in Comments)!
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