• I bet I could get sommelier certified, honestly.
    I bet I could get sommelier certified, honestly.
  • I mean, I’m not Rain Man about it, but I can name a few AVAs/AOCs.
    I mean, I’m not Rain Man about it, but I can name a few AVAs/AOCs.
  • I know enough not to feel stupid ordering it.
    I know enough not to feel stupid ordering it.
  • Hifalutin wine talk intimidates me a little. I know what I like.
    Hifalutin wine talk intimidates me a little. I know what I like.
  • Oh, man, let me tell you a tale in the comment thread about the time I learned an important thing about wine, or saw a know-it-all wine snob brought down to earth, or drank a whole thing of flat grape Faygo thinking it was an Australian Muscat.
    Oh, man, let me tell you a tale in the comment thread about the time I learned an important thing about wine, or saw a know-it-all wine snob brought down to earth, or drank a whole thing of flat grape Faygo thinking it was an Australian Muscat.
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