• Sniper: one glass and I’m good.
    Sniper: one glass and I’m good.
  • Engineer: practical, as much as the occasion requires.
    Engineer: practical, as much as the occasion requires.
  • Demoman: a lot on occasion, and then basically none at all.
    Demoman: a lot on occasion, and then basically none at all.
  • Scout: my glass is often gone before I know it…
    Scout: my glass is often gone before I know it…
  • Spy: pretending it’s still the first glass.
    Spy: pretending it’s still the first glass.
  • Pyro: what is self-control?
    Pyro: what is self-control?
  • Soldier: I’m a trooper.
    Soldier: I’m a trooper.
  • Heavy: my drinking fortitude is legendary.
    Heavy: my drinking fortitude is legendary.
  • Medic: self-medicating…
    Medic: self-medicating…
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