Casemates: Enkidu went from gazelle roommate to city dweller after bread, beer, and a spa day. What would it take to civilize you?

A good loaf of bread would do it
Seven jugs of beer, no questions asked
A proper wash, oil, and fresh clothes
I'd stay with the gazelles, thanks
Comments (how would you get talked into the city?)

A good loaf of bread would do it

A good loaf of bread would do it
Seven jugs of beer, no questions asked

Seven jugs of beer, no questions asked
A proper wash, oil, and fresh clothes

A proper wash, oil, and fresh clothes
I'd stay with the gazelles, thanks

I'd stay with the gazelles, thanks
Comments (how would you get talked into the city?)

Comments (how would you get talked into the city?)

12 votes