This was one of the bottles we had at last nightâs gathering.
Colour was bright red. My first impressions (about half an hour after opening the bottle) were that is was rather shy, both aromatically and flavour-wise. All I could really detect was a hint of vanilla, suggestive of oak. I decided to revisit it later.
Later in the evening, I stupidly neglected to take notes on paper. My recollection is that this was a nice quaffable wine that was balanced, simple, and enjoyable. If I was looking for something to drink short/medium term that Iâd also happily bring to a party (especially at the case price) then this would be a good choice.
Fast forward to today, and I had the remainder recorked from yesterday. No special preservation techniques. I instantly found that it was more expressive, and I was able to pick out more distinct red fruits (cherry? raspberry?) and some plum. No significant herbaceous, spice, or earth components that I noticed. The finish was a touch on the bitter side, and I again noted the bit of oak influence - nothing heavy, just hints of vanilla. Makes sense given the older cooperage.
Iâd expect this to improve for 2-3 years at a minimum, especially given how young it is. But it also seems ready to drink now - surprising given my preferences.
@klezman I made this wine to age well or open up over a couple days. I basically made wine that I like to drink! Thanks for the notes, enjoyed your descriptive words. Cheers, Guthrie Family Wines
The intricate label has many lines and shapes. It has diagrams but few concrete ideas. It communicates the name and the place but lets the wine speak. A quick internet search suggests a MourvĂšdre dominated Rhone-style blend for the 2016 version but is mute on this vintage. After some time in the glass, the nose is bramble fruit but still complex. It is more tart and tannic than before and a bit more lean. Medium body now. Very nice âapple skinâ flavor on the finish. Fairly complex. My wife noted ripe plums and a woodsy âfir treeâ aroma with a âcrabappleâ note. She found âeither ripe cherry or plumâ on the palate. She said âIt is smooth, though there is a bit of rough tannin on the finish. Itâs nice, easily drinkable. Pairs well with food but drinks well on its own. Drinks like a $25 wineâ (which is high praise for her; we rarely spend that much.) It was overwhelmed by a main course of pesto grilled chicken. It wasnât bad, it just wasnât there. It actually did go well with a generic garden salad with ranch dressing.
Left the bottle on the counter overnight, uncorked, to see what time and oxygen would do to the wine. I poured a glass Sunday evening and the nose is more certainly raspberry. It is a bit more structured tonight; flavors come individually rather than all at once. There is an acid note followed by fruit, then something âfreshâ or maybe vanilla, then a nice long finish. I thought it had a similar profile with more depth than the day before, but my wife found it more fruity and pleasant on day one. She said that by the second day it had more tobacco notes.
We enjoyed a charcuterie plate of aged sheep, goat and cowâs milk cheeses, some fresh and soft-ripened cheeses, smoked salmon, olives and Calabrese salami. I wrote detailed notes on each pairing but the full story of this wine is that none of the pairings were bad, none exceptional. My wife especially liked it with goat cheese. It didnât detract from the enjoyment of the food and its mere presence enhanced the experience. It performed like the bassline of a particularly groovy tune. It doesnât demand the focus of your attention but youâd certainly miss it if it were gone.
Overall this is a well-made, young Rhone-style wine that loves food as much as William Howard Taft. Like our judicious president, it doesnât change character when confronted by a variety of different foods. Unlike our 27th president, however, it can eat as much as it wants and still maintain its six-pack abs. This is probably its greatest attribute. Confident enough to stand alone yet equally unperturbed in the company of exotic spices, robust flavors and delicate aromas. My wife described it as âapproachable but not boring, would be good for someone who says they donât like red wineâ (presumably because itâs too dry.) She said âThe more I eat the better the wine tastes. Food really mutes the acidic bite.â
Many thanks to Guthrie Family Wines, @WineDavid49, @ArianaWCC and the whole Wine Country Connect gang for giving me the opportunity to taste this wine. I got a kick out of analyzing this bottle. Its sophistication was derived from its simplicity and authenticity; subtlety and nuance. I hope this was helpful in deciding whether to buy this wine.
PS About that âcorkâ. While I prefer natural cork, Iâve grown accustomed to higher quality metal enclosures (and have been assured by producers that modern liners allow sufficient oxygen transmission to allow the wines to mature.) I was taken aback by this type of synthetic enclosure. It reminded me of a certain Pepperwood Farms Pinot Noir that I had around 2004. It wasnât good. Iâm sure itâs just supercilious snobbery but I was kind of put off by this closure. Iâd love to hear from someone with better knowledge than I about the long-term longevity of wines sealed with LDPE closures.
@KitMarlot Glad you enjoyed the wine! And really enjoyed your thorough notes and thoughts! I should address the closure comments⊠the âcorkâ is actually 100% sugarcane, NOT SYNTHETIC!!! This type of âcorkâ has a negative carbon footprint which is something very important to us at Guthrie Family Wines. It breathes like a real cork closure and is called NormaCork. Many winemakers who are part of the new sustainable wine movement, like myself, are gravitating towards these types of closures. And an added bonus that is has zero TCA!
@GuthrieWines thanks for the insight, Blair. It seemed odd to me that would take so much care in making a proper Rhone style wine then skimp on the closure. I appreciate your showing up and answering my concern. Great wine, canât wait to get started on my case!
Had this on Saturday as well, but i didnât look closely at the back of the bottle for any clues about composition or style. With the front label just saying âRed Wineâ i didnât want to try to read too much into anything.
I wouldnât have pegged as a GSM either. It was light, little bit of alcohol, and smooth. Knowing the ratios now, itâs surprising they were able to keep the Mourvedre in check as much as they did. I can see the claim of a cheap Pinot being thrown in. It was the first thing that jumped into my head, but it wasnât quite as overwhelmingly cherry like i equate to inexpensively made Pinot.
Overall, it was fun! Totally a bottle that people would drink and enjoy. As it was very fruity, it seemed on the sweeter side of dry which seems to appeal to the wider audience. I had already moved on to other wines when i started to pair with food, but it was very drinkable and enjoyable on its own.
@radiolysis The bottle provides zero clues about its composition.
Interesting that most wouldnât have thought it a GSM. I, like @rjquillin, didnât even stop to think what it was. Didnât scream out any particular variety or combination thereof. Iâd have liked it more if the Mourvedre was more assertive.
@radiolysis Its a Rhone style Red Blend, so Granache, Syrah, and Mourvedre. The cherry flavors are coming specifically from the Grenache, but shouldnât be overwhelming. This wine is bone dry! We practice natural winemaking, so we canât have any residual sugar. Plus, what self respecting winemaker would do that anyways! Iâm glad you enjoyed it!
Also had this on Saturday, first of all I agree with Radio that is was a pleasant drink with plenty of fruit not much in the way of tannin or acidity and not complex to me anyways, I didnât notice any alcohol on the nose or taste. As with Ron I did pickup a hint of funk which could/should have led me to think Mourvedre, but alas I was not thinking just eating drinking and talking with friends
@ScottW58 You are correct! This Red Blend does have Mourvedre which is where the funky, earth notes are coming from. I make Rhone style wines, so youâll find Grenache and Syrah in this blend as well, making it a true GSM. Cheers!
I opened this at 4:30 and it came across as a poorly done Pinot, heavy cherry syrup flavor.
By 7:30 it had opened up some and began to give way to some lighter cherry flavor but still wasnât drinking well.
I added a cured meat tray and continued to evaluate. The salt and fat brought out a decidedly better palette but that cherry stayed prominent.
The bottle never became something I or my companion enjoyed.
*I am not one to purchase âred wineâ or a âtable redâ
@a000612 This wine is a traditional Rhone blend of Grenache, Syrah, and Mourvedre, so Iâm surprised you were picking up on flavors of Pinot! Not every wine is for everyone though, thats the beauty of it. Cheers, Guthrie Family Wines
Sampled at the SoCal #54 gathering, along with another upcoming offer and many other bottles 'mates broughtâŠ
Quick notes an hour or so after cork pull and slo-ox (no decant) had a slight funk on the nose, not the unpleasant variety. A few minutes in glass and that was replaced with plum fruit and a bit of vanilla. Palate was full on fruit balanced with some tartness, acidity and medium tannins that carried into the finish.
A pleasant enough bottle a cut or two above a quaffer that looks to be a drink-now bottle rather than one to let rest for extended time in the cellar; but I didnât have the opportunity to do a second/third day sampling.
I would not have pegged this as a GSM blend, actually I didnât even much think about what this may be, other than it didnât scream cab, pinot or zin, but it wasnât the first glass of the evening either.
Hi folks! Just a little note about the wine and what Iâm all about. This is a Rhone-style GSM, so Grenache, Syrah, and Mourvedre red blend. I practice natural winemaking, so no additions of yeast, bacteria, or nutrients, and I take all my wines bone dry. My inspiration is drawn from the old-world wines of France, but with a California spin. I do everything involving my wines myself, down to designing the labels. No corporate wine owners here! Just me, my wife, our young children, our golden retriever, and a chicken named Sugar (ironically). I hope you enjoy the wine with good company and good music! Cheers, Blair
I bought this vineyardâs Archival Petite Sirah on the other site, and that particular wine hit all my buttons for an enjoyable quaffer. It was enough to put Guthrie on my list to buy to see if more wines from the winery work nicely with my palate, plus I donât have a GSM blend at the moment. So Iâm in for 3.
Guthrie Family Wines âChateau Guthrieâ Napa Valley Rhone Red Blend
3 bottles for $54.99 $18.33/bottle + $2.67/bottle shipping
Case of 12 for $164.99 $13.75/bottle + $1/bottle shipping
How much more are you saving by buying a full case?
(Note: Tax & Shipping not included in savings calculations)
2017 Guthrie Family Wines âChateau Guthrieâ Napa Valley Rhone Red Blend - $55 = 24.99%
Rhone-inspired, California made. There will be no putting the cork back in this one once itâs open! With no new oak and earlier pick dates, the aromatics of raspberry and cherry Jolly Rancher fly out of the glass. The palate leads with flavors of pomegranate and strawberry, framed by fleshy citric acid flavors, and ending with notes of leather and black fruit. This charismatic blend begs to be enjoyed over a good meal with even better company.
Specifications
Vintage: 2017
Blend: 42.5% Mourvedre, 42.5%
Grenache, 15% Syrah
Appellation: Napa Valley
Average Brix: 23 degrees brix
Fermentation: 40% Whole cluster fermented in 1 ton bins. Native fermentation of both sugar and malic acid. Punched down by hand twice daily, totaling 20 days of maceration
Aging/Cooperage: 14 months in old French barrels
Alcohol: 13.5% by volume
TA: 6.4
pH: 3.65
Production: 250 cases
Included In The Box
3-bottles:
3x 2017 âChateau Guthrieâ Red Wine, Napa Valley
Case:
12x 2017 âChateau Guthrieâ Red Wine, Napa Valley
Price Comparison
$384 for a case (not for sale online)
About The Winery
Winery: Guthrie Family Wines
Owner: Guthrie Family
Founded: 2013
Location: Napa Valley and Sonoma County
Our wines share the reality of travel, of family, of blending old and new world approaches with our personalities. Fun is what we intend, and what we hope you experience with every bottle you open. Each of our wines is a personality, someone new you meet. We hope you make a few new friends, and revisit with them over and over. Being part of the process from step one, seeing our wines grow and develop character from when we pick them to when theyâre bottled, we consider them part of our family. And, weâd love to share them, and our journeys, with you.
Everything is reflected in the wines we make. Our family, our love of wine, our travels, our personalities, our past⊠everything. Our relationship with wine started with a love of where itâs from, walking the vineyard and delivering whatâs out there into the bottle, for everyone to enjoy. Wine shouldnât be manipulated, it should speak a truth. And these wines are our truth, the truth we want to share with you. So, again, we hope you enjoy whichever of our bottles you have in front of you at the moment, and let our story be part of yours.
Available States
AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OR, PA, SC, SD, TN, TX, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY
This was one of the bottles we had at last nightâs gathering.
Colour was bright red. My first impressions (about half an hour after opening the bottle) were that is was rather shy, both aromatically and flavour-wise. All I could really detect was a hint of vanilla, suggestive of oak. I decided to revisit it later.
Later in the evening, I stupidly neglected to take notes on paper. My recollection is that this was a nice quaffable wine that was balanced, simple, and enjoyable. If I was looking for something to drink short/medium term that Iâd also happily bring to a party (especially at the case price) then this would be a good choice.
Fast forward to today, and I had the remainder recorked from yesterday. No special preservation techniques. I instantly found that it was more expressive, and I was able to pick out more distinct red fruits (cherry? raspberry?) and some plum. No significant herbaceous, spice, or earth components that I noticed. The finish was a touch on the bitter side, and I again noted the bit of oak influence - nothing heavy, just hints of vanilla. Makes sense given the older cooperage.
Iâd expect this to improve for 2-3 years at a minimum, especially given how young it is. But it also seems ready to drink now - surprising given my preferences.
@klezman I made this wine to age well or open up over a couple days. I basically made wine that I like to drink! Thanks for the notes, enjoyed your descriptive words. Cheers, Guthrie Family Wines
Received a bottle of 2017 Chateau Guthrie at 2:58pm Friday, opened the box and kept it on the kitchen counter overnight. Chilled in the freezer for 30 minutes before opening at 4:15pm Saturday. Pop-n-pour: Long cork, no staining. It is synthetic (#4 plastic, Low-Density Polyethylene.) Strange. Wine is ruby with a bright edge; legs are slow to form and very long lasting. Initial sniff is alcoholic heat with maybe something like cherry. Fruit is muted but the wine is aromatic; what I like to call an âearthy-wine-likeâ aroma. After a few minutes of swirling a hint of raspberry emerges from the mĂ©lange. Mid palate is aggressive. Hot and spicy, well balanced between fruit and earth like daybreak in Dehli. It is on the full side of medium bodied. There is a touch of tannin on the swallow and the finish lingers for 5+ seconds. It tastes very young but pleasant.
The intricate label has many lines and shapes. It has diagrams but few concrete ideas. It communicates the name and the place but lets the wine speak. A quick internet search suggests a MourvĂšdre dominated Rhone-style blend for the 2016 version but is mute on this vintage. After some time in the glass, the nose is bramble fruit but still complex. It is more tart and tannic than before and a bit more lean. Medium body now. Very nice âapple skinâ flavor on the finish. Fairly complex. My wife noted ripe plums and a woodsy âfir treeâ aroma with a âcrabappleâ note. She found âeither ripe cherry or plumâ on the palate. She said âIt is smooth, though there is a bit of rough tannin on the finish. Itâs nice, easily drinkable. Pairs well with food but drinks well on its own. Drinks like a $25 wineâ (which is high praise for her; we rarely spend that much.) It was overwhelmed by a main course of pesto grilled chicken. It wasnât bad, it just wasnât there. It actually did go well with a generic garden salad with ranch dressing.
Left the bottle on the counter overnight, uncorked, to see what time and oxygen would do to the wine. I poured a glass Sunday evening and the nose is more certainly raspberry. It is a bit more structured tonight; flavors come individually rather than all at once. There is an acid note followed by fruit, then something âfreshâ or maybe vanilla, then a nice long finish. I thought it had a similar profile with more depth than the day before, but my wife found it more fruity and pleasant on day one. She said that by the second day it had more tobacco notes.
We enjoyed a charcuterie plate of aged sheep, goat and cowâs milk cheeses, some fresh and soft-ripened cheeses, smoked salmon, olives and Calabrese salami. I wrote detailed notes on each pairing but the full story of this wine is that none of the pairings were bad, none exceptional. My wife especially liked it with goat cheese. It didnât detract from the enjoyment of the food and its mere presence enhanced the experience. It performed like the bassline of a particularly groovy tune. It doesnât demand the focus of your attention but youâd certainly miss it if it were gone.
Overall this is a well-made, young Rhone-style wine that loves food as much as William Howard Taft. Like our judicious president, it doesnât change character when confronted by a variety of different foods. Unlike our 27th president, however, it can eat as much as it wants and still maintain its six-pack abs. This is probably its greatest attribute. Confident enough to stand alone yet equally unperturbed in the company of exotic spices, robust flavors and delicate aromas. My wife described it as âapproachable but not boring, would be good for someone who says they donât like red wineâ (presumably because itâs too dry.) She said âThe more I eat the better the wine tastes. Food really mutes the acidic bite.â
Many thanks to Guthrie Family Wines, @WineDavid49, @ArianaWCC and the whole Wine Country Connect gang for giving me the opportunity to taste this wine. I got a kick out of analyzing this bottle. Its sophistication was derived from its simplicity and authenticity; subtlety and nuance. I hope this was helpful in deciding whether to buy this wine.
PS About that âcorkâ. While I prefer natural cork, Iâve grown accustomed to higher quality metal enclosures (and have been assured by producers that modern liners allow sufficient oxygen transmission to allow the wines to mature.) I was taken aback by this type of synthetic enclosure. It reminded me of a certain Pepperwood Farms Pinot Noir that I had around 2004. It wasnât good. Iâm sure itâs just supercilious snobbery but I was kind of put off by this closure. Iâd love to hear from someone with better knowledge than I about the long-term longevity of wines sealed with LDPE closures.
@KitMarlot Glad you enjoyed the wine! And really enjoyed your thorough notes and thoughts! I should address the closure comments⊠the âcorkâ is actually 100% sugarcane, NOT SYNTHETIC!!! This type of âcorkâ has a negative carbon footprint which is something very important to us at Guthrie Family Wines. It breathes like a real cork closure and is called NormaCork. Many winemakers who are part of the new sustainable wine movement, like myself, are gravitating towards these types of closures. And an added bonus that is has zero TCA!
@GuthrieWines @KitMarlot Thatâs cool to know, thanks for the info!
@GuthrieWines thanks for the insight, Blair. It seemed odd to me that would take so much care in making a proper Rhone style wine then skimp on the closure. I appreciate your showing up and answering my concern. Great wine, canât wait to get started on my case!
Had this on Saturday as well, but i didnât look closely at the back of the bottle for any clues about composition or style. With the front label just saying âRed Wineâ i didnât want to try to read too much into anything.
I wouldnât have pegged as a GSM either. It was light, little bit of alcohol, and smooth. Knowing the ratios now, itâs surprising they were able to keep the Mourvedre in check as much as they did. I can see the claim of a cheap Pinot being thrown in. It was the first thing that jumped into my head, but it wasnât quite as overwhelmingly cherry like i equate to inexpensively made Pinot.
Overall, it was fun! Totally a bottle that people would drink and enjoy. As it was very fruity, it seemed on the sweeter side of dry which seems to appeal to the wider audience. I had already moved on to other wines when i started to pair with food, but it was very drinkable and enjoyable on its own.
@radiolysis The bottle provides zero clues about its composition.
Interesting that most wouldnât have thought it a GSM. I, like @rjquillin, didnât even stop to think what it was. Didnât scream out any particular variety or combination thereof. Iâd have liked it more if the Mourvedre was more assertive.
@klezman Iâm a huge fan of 100% Mourvedre, so i totally agree! Bonny Doon Old Telegram is a family favorite.
@radiolysis Its a Rhone style Red Blend, so Granache, Syrah, and Mourvedre. The cherry flavors are coming specifically from the Grenache, but shouldnât be overwhelming. This wine is bone dry! We practice natural winemaking, so we canât have any residual sugar. Plus, what self respecting winemaker would do that anyways! Iâm glad you enjoyed it!
Also had this on Saturday, first of all I agree with Radio that is was a pleasant drink with plenty of fruit not much in the way of tannin or acidity and not complex to me anyways, I didnât notice any alcohol on the nose or taste. As with Ron I did pickup a hint of funk which could/should have led me to think Mourvedre, but alas I was not thinking just eating drinking and talking with friends
@ScottW58 You are correct! This Red Blend does have Mourvedre which is where the funky, earth notes are coming from. I make Rhone style wines, so youâll find Grenache and Syrah in this blend as well, making it a true GSM. Cheers!
I opened this at 4:30 and it came across as a poorly done Pinot, heavy cherry syrup flavor.
By 7:30 it had opened up some and began to give way to some lighter cherry flavor but still wasnât drinking well.
I added a cured meat tray and continued to evaluate. The salt and fat brought out a decidedly better palette but that cherry stayed prominent.
The bottle never became something I or my companion enjoyed.
*I am not one to purchase âred wineâ or a âtable redâ
@a000612 This wine is a traditional Rhone blend of Grenache, Syrah, and Mourvedre, so Iâm surprised you were picking up on flavors of Pinot! Not every wine is for everyone though, thats the beauty of it. Cheers, Guthrie Family Wines
Sampled at the SoCal #54 gathering, along with another upcoming offer and many other bottles 'mates broughtâŠ
Quick notes an hour or so after cork pull and slo-ox (no decant) had a slight funk on the nose, not the unpleasant variety. A few minutes in glass and that was replaced with plum fruit and a bit of vanilla. Palate was full on fruit balanced with some tartness, acidity and medium tannins that carried into the finish.
A pleasant enough bottle a cut or two above a quaffer that looks to be a drink-now bottle rather than one to let rest for extended time in the cellar; but I didnât have the opportunity to do a second/third day sampling.
I would not have pegged this as a GSM blend, actually I didnât even much think about what this may be, other than it didnât scream cab, pinot or zin, but it wasnât the first glass of the evening either.
@rjquillin Definitely a GSM! Made in the traditional Rhone style. Glad you enjoyed!
Hi folks! Just a little note about the wine and what Iâm all about. This is a Rhone-style GSM, so Grenache, Syrah, and Mourvedre red blend. I practice natural winemaking, so no additions of yeast, bacteria, or nutrients, and I take all my wines bone dry. My inspiration is drawn from the old-world wines of France, but with a California spin. I do everything involving my wines myself, down to designing the labels. No corporate wine owners here! Just me, my wife, our young children, our golden retriever, and a chicken named Sugar (ironically). I hope you enjoy the wine with good company and good music! Cheers, Blair
I bought this vineyardâs Archival Petite Sirah on the other site, and that particular wine hit all my buttons for an enjoyable quaffer. It was enough to put Guthrie on my list to buy to see if more wines from the winery work nicely with my palate, plus I donât have a GSM blend at the moment. So Iâm in for 3.
@tklivory Awesome! Thank you for the support!
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Guthrie Family Wines âChateau Guthrieâ Napa Valley Rhone Red Blend
3 bottles for $54.99 $18.33/bottle + $2.67/bottle shipping
Case of 12 for $164.99 $13.75/bottle + $1/bottle shipping
2017 Chateau Guthrie Napa Valley Rhone Red Blend
How much more are you saving by buying a full case?
(Note: Tax & Shipping not included in savings calculations)
2017 Guthrie Family Wines âChateau Guthrieâ Napa Valley Rhone Red Blend - $55 = 24.99%
2017 âChateau Guthrieâ Red Wine, Napa Valley
Tasting Notes
Rhone-inspired, California made. There will be no putting the cork back in this one once itâs open! With no new oak and earlier pick dates, the aromatics of raspberry and cherry Jolly Rancher fly out of the glass. The palate leads with flavors of pomegranate and strawberry, framed by fleshy citric acid flavors, and ending with notes of leather and black fruit. This charismatic blend begs to be enjoyed over a good meal with even better company.
Specifications
Included In The Box
Price Comparison
$384 for a case (not for sale online)
About The Winery
Winery: Guthrie Family Wines
Owner: Guthrie Family
Founded: 2013
Location: Napa Valley and Sonoma County
Our wines share the reality of travel, of family, of blending old and new world approaches with our personalities. Fun is what we intend, and what we hope you experience with every bottle you open. Each of our wines is a personality, someone new you meet. We hope you make a few new friends, and revisit with them over and over. Being part of the process from step one, seeing our wines grow and develop character from when we pick them to when theyâre bottled, we consider them part of our family. And, weâd love to share them, and our journeys, with you.
Everything is reflected in the wines we make. Our family, our love of wine, our travels, our personalities, our past⊠everything. Our relationship with wine started with a love of where itâs from, walking the vineyard and delivering whatâs out there into the bottle, for everyone to enjoy. Wine shouldnât be manipulated, it should speak a truth. And these wines are our truth, the truth we want to share with you. So, again, we hope you enjoy whichever of our bottles you have in front of you at the moment, and let our story be part of yours.
Available States
AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OR, PA, SC, SD, TN, TX, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, October 3rd - Monday, October 7th
With such a long-winded report, you knew I was going to buy a case:
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