Racing Your Own Nervous System
TASTING NOTES: “Cabernet aromas of blackberry, blueberry, cedar, and clove fill the glass. The wine has beautiful color with a bright red hue and purple density in the center. There is a gorgeous freshness from the acidity up front, followed by medium-weight tannins in the middle. Merlot fruit flavors carry this wine to a long finish, filled with great tannin and fruit balance.” (AbV 14.9%)
VARIETALS: 68% Cabernet Sauvignon, 32% Merlot
BARRELS: French oak barrels.
PAIRS WITH: N/A
THAT REMINDS ME OF: The Climber
Speed climbing is a real Olympic event now, and the numbers are borderline insulting to the rest of us. The world record for a standardized 15-meter wall — dead vertical, no big holds to cheat with — is under five seconds. Veddriq Leonardo set it in 2024 at 4.75 seconds, which means he covered roughly the height of a five-story building faster than most people can find their car keys.
What gets me is the wall itself never changes. Every speed climbing route on Earth is the exact same layout, bolted to identical specs since 2007, specifically so records mean something across countries and years. So the sport isn’t really “can you climb this wall” — everyone already knows the wall by heart, down to which hand goes where on hold 11. It’s closer to a hundred-meter dash where the track happens to be pointed straight up, and the athletes have basically memorized the choreography and are just racing their own nervous system.
I say all this as someone who once took four minutes to get down from a rock wall at a birthday party because I got spooked eight feet up. Different sport, apparently.
PRODUCER PODCAST: Clif Family The Climber Red Wine (1:24)
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