Maybe the greatest story of my life! In high school a girl that lived not too far away asked if I wanted to come skinny dip. Hell yes!!! So I walk up to her house and am greeted by her outside the house. Shhhh. My parents are home. Because I was a stupid teenager I was like, okay this is fine. So in we went.
Hour or so later, her father comes out and says: ******** get out! “I would rather not.” Dammit! Slams the door and goes inside. “You should probably leave.” No shit.
My brother had a special relationship with their other daughter and her dad still thinks that story is hilarious and will forever remember me for it.