@ThomasF He’s Doc Oc and that rhymes so close enough, Vandal Savage doesn’t count because he’s Vandal Savage and DC sucks. Jon Bon Jovi is neither hero nor villian, but he does have rockin feathered hair, plus, you gotta be five foot minimum to take part in this game.
@ThomasF Baron Zemo was defeated TWICE by glue, glue! So no. Kraven hated spiders, I hate spiders, so he’s a good guy, Red Skull, okay fine you got me on that one, Obadiah Stane got his name based on his maid’s recollection of his underwear.
Damnit, now I feel like someone needs to write a story about a gang of ruthless villians and the quest of the casemateers to stop them. I just don’t have the time, or desire, or, nah, I’m just lazy.
@bhodilee Might be a great jumping off point for a Casemates or Meh Cellars Wine label. I do hope we will see a Cellars label! Loved those wines on the old site.
@bhodilee I could probably do it if it’s worth my while. Just wrote a story for the meh fuko and won a coupon, but it’s only 5 bucks. It would take many hours, and not 30 minutes, to make something actually good.
@bhodilee “A gang of ruthless villains attacked the town, so the fearless Casemateers embarked on a quest and saved the day.” That was hard - I need wine now.
Two-buck Chuck
Sauvignon BlancBeard
Moscato Marauder
@Thumperchick Sounds like one of the titles they’d give a boxer before he entered the ring.
Bordeaux Burglar with my evil sidekick Merlot Maniac
Sangiovese Slasher
Riesling Ripper
Cabernet Crook
If you were a superhero you’d be the Viognier Vigilante
Any good comic book fan will tell you the villian’s name must be alliterative.
@bhodilee Oh yeah, not all the greats were alliterative. Well, there’s Calendar Man! And, uh, Captain Boomerang! And… and… Solomon Grundy?
@ThomasF Solomon Grundy doesn’t count because he was born on a Monday. This is my game, I make the rules.
@bhodilee Wise guy, eh. Doctor Octopus! Vandal Savage! Jon Bon Jovi!
@bhodilee we had this debate before the poll went live. I’m glad to see fellow fans of alliteration.
@ThomasF He’s Doc Oc and that rhymes so close enough, Vandal Savage doesn’t count because he’s Vandal Savage and DC sucks. Jon Bon Jovi is neither hero nor villian, but he does have rockin feathered hair, plus, you gotta be five foot minimum to take part in this game.
@Thumperchick Should have gone with your gut. Not my gut cause there isn’t enough room for that.
@bhodilee Kraven the Hunter, Baron Zemo, Red Skull, Obadiah Stane!
@ThomasF Baron Zemo was defeated TWICE by glue, glue! So no. Kraven hated spiders, I hate spiders, so he’s a good guy, Red Skull, okay fine you got me on that one, Obadiah Stane got his name based on his maid’s recollection of his underwear.
@bhodilee So we continue in this endless conflict, a dragon devouring its own tail.
@ThomasF Shao-Lao the Undying?
Damnit, now I feel like someone needs to write a story about a gang of ruthless villians and the quest of the casemateers to stop them. I just don’t have the time, or desire, or, nah, I’m just lazy.
@bhodilee Might be a great jumping off point for a Casemates or Meh Cellars Wine label. I do hope we will see a Cellars label! Loved those wines on the old site.
@foxrunner you’re right!
@bhodilee Why not start a mad libs story right here?! Everyone can add a paragraph.
@bhodilee I could probably do it if it’s worth my while. Just wrote a story for the meh fuko and won a coupon, but it’s only 5 bucks. It would take many hours, and not 30 minutes, to make something actually good.
@XsanityX because i have motivation issues. You know that.
@ShotgunX I have nothing to offer aside from scorn. I suppose it depends on much of it you want.
@bhodilee “A gang of ruthless villains attacked the town, so the fearless Casemateers embarked on a quest and saved the day.” That was hard - I need wine now.
@bhodilee Why yes, I do.
However, I don’t think it is an issue; I think it is a realistic view of idea -> effort + time = form >/< desired result 
…side note: those are the oddest looking group of emojis…
All names proffered are copyright of me and will require a bottle of wine for each used on a bottle of wine!
None of this is legally binding
Verdicio Vortex
Mustman
HeyZeus Vino Pinot
Rosé Reaver
The Bombastic Box Wine Butcher
@ShotgunX Rosé the Riveter?
Ok, I’ve compiled all the input and the correct answer is Doc Bacchus.
@capnjb We have a winner.
@ThomasF I accept your eternal admiration with dignity and pride.
Mourvèdre… or Balzac Noir